Nervous Nelly

Highschool boy:
"This water tastes like bleach!"
(laughter by everyone around)
Me:
"City water... ick!"
Kind man I just met who is attractive enough to make me nervous:
"You don't drink city water?"
Me:
"Well, I guess, but we have a Brita"
Kind man I just met who is attractive enough to make me nervous: (jokingly)
"Oh, you're one of those?!"
Me:
"haha. Yeah... Speaking of Britas, I almost drank a whole one yesterday after this Cardio Punch class I went to at the gym...My abs are so sore and I could hardly get out of bed today."
Me (to myself):
"Oh Wow, smooth transition there killer! You just really wanted him to know you go to the gym...didn't ya?"

LAME! hahaha.